I wish I didn't know all the things I know about you Anna,
I wish I didn't feel so genteel so I'd get back the power,
To put you in your place one day, and make you run away for me, oh boy.
'Cause you're the only poster girl I ever wanted,
So down to earth and so sincere, the honest girl from Manchester oh dear,
Oh no I fear, I think it's true, I'm stalking Anna Friel.
You put me in this place, of madness and distaste,
Your dark brown locks and cheeky smile would see me through the day,
I wish we could have back, the love that we once had,
Or was it all made up when I was stalking Anna Friel?
If I have a chance, can I join the cast in your movie?
I could be your leading man, somewhere new to put my hand, oh boy,
You understand, I'm just a fan who's stalking Anna Friel.
All the other actors, wish they were an Anna for her beauty.
They're not as warm, they don't compare, their eyes are neither here nor there, so coy,
I melt away, slide back into my hiding place, no joy.
So please don't lead me on, with modicums of charm,
Just give me what I crave, I swear I don't mean any harm
'Cause Anna what we had, it always makes me sad,
I was so in love I started stalking Anna Friel.
And now look what you did, you got yourself a kid,
A so called happy marriage and a brand new movie flick.
So what happened to me? I love you, Anna Friel!
And words cannot describe the way you never made me feel.
I guess I must confess that I'm a mess and I am Stalking Anna Friel.